My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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