IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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