I am puke
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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