Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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