I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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