before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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