Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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