just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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