i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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