I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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