you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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