I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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