I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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