I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
