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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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