Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
why is half of my head shaved?
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