Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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