i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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