I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.