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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me