At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?