i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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