So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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