This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize