Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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