Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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