I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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