Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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