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(917): View more from New York City

I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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(509): View more from Washington

woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.

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(713): View more from Texas

Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.

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