wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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