Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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