2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
At least make sure they are 18
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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