have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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