...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize