she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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