Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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