just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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