I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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