This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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