Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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