have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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