I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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