Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
