No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
