u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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