Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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