ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
