Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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