I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize
