Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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