I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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