Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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