A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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