People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
